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If only we had been consulted, Toyota would never have produced
a car named after the literary poster-woman for unreliability,
Cressida. If we had existed in 1939, Ford would never have named
a car the Phaeton. There have been other product name decisions
that were boneheaded.
Next: Toyota, Roseauer's, Macy's, Slim-Fast, Rite-Aid, and countless
other corporations and businesses need for us to explain the goddamned
difference between "everyday" and "every day." Besides, what accounts
for the insane mania for insisting that your low prices and contactability
are constant? Do you honestly think you will not gain the respect of
potential customers if you set some reasonable limits? (And a helpful
additional note: I cannot call you "24/7" -- I can call you perhaps
at any bloody time of day or night any day of the week, but I cannot
be dialling perpetually for hours and days without stop. So get that
right, please, jackasses.
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