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If only we had been consulted, Toyota would never have produced
a car named after the literary poster-woman for unreliability:
Cressida. If we had existed in 1939, Ford would never have named
a car the Phaeton. There have been other product name decisions
that were boneheaded.
Next: Toyota, Rosauer's, Macy's, Slim-Fast, Rite-Aid, and countless
other corporations and businesses need for us to explain the goddamned
difference between "everyday" and "every day." (Hint, one is an
adjective; the other is an adjective and a noun. You're all embarrassing
yourselves every day by making this everyday asinine mistake.) Besides,
what accounts for the mania for insisting that your low prices and
contactability are constant? Do you honestly think you will not gain
the respect of potential customers if you set some reasonable limits?
(And a helpful additional note: I cannot call you "24/7." I can call
you perhaps at any bloody time of day or night any day of the week,
but I cannot be dialling perpetually for hours and days without stop.
So get that right, please, jackasses.)
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