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The contents of this suite of pages are entirely mine. The views, opinions, humor, and all other content of the home page or any of my subsidiary pages do not necessarily reflect the views of Washington State University (WAZZU), Starfleet Academy, or Vulcan Science Academy, or any of their administrators, inDUHviduals, employees, or associates, living or brain dead, real or fictional. In return, the views, opinions, and alleged information on WSU's page do not necessarily reflect my views or those of my imaginary friends, although they are quite similar to Maggie's thought patterns.

STUFF WSU IS MAKING ME PUT ON MY WEB PAGE: I'm supposed to tell you who I am. If you have to look here to find this out, then you don't belong on the Web, but I will give you a hint. Go back to the top of the page and read my name there.  Then click on the communicator button to go to my home page or click directly on "Professional Information" for my relationship to WSU.  Read further and click on other links to find out a lot of wonderful stuff.  There is a lot about me. I'm really a neat person. Go back and read it again! I also have to give you my e-mail address. Considering that my e-mail address was the first thing I ever put on a web page, requiring an e-mail address does seem to be a bit of overkill.  But you can find it several places.  Play "Where's Waldo" with my e-mail address.  How many times can you find it?  Did you look under the rock?  

Strangely, enough, I'm not required to do the one sensible thing I should have to do: put a disclaimer that my views aren't those of WSU. That is tucked away in their disclaimer (read on, MacDuff). Finally, I am supposed to provide "a link to WSU's Copyright, Disclaimer, and Freedom of Expression Policies." By the way, if you do hit the link, you will find out that the title is different. It is called "ELECTRONIC PUBLISHING POLICY", sub-titled "Policy on Electronic Publishing and Appropriate Use of Computing Resources, Information Technologies, and Networks." To save you some trouble, I'll summarize what you will find: WSU says it isn't responsible for any of the crap people put on their web pages and that it doesn't try to censor anyone. It then drones on about various policies of proper use and copyright and even stuff about e-mail and such which would be of no interest to someone who stumbles across my web page. So far the Marketing Nazis haven't got to individuals to try to make them conform to some dumb "uniform look."  

So here is the required link, but don't say I didn't warn you if you fall asleep and get a concussion from hitting your head against the keyboard or the edge of the desk.

THIS IS THE LINK TO THE DREARY STUFF

Warning:  you won't be able to get back with buttons.  You will have to hit the BACK key to return to my fascinating suite of web pages.  Are you sure you want to go there?